did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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