Got a toothbrush?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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