Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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