3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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