Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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