Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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