I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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