why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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