just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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