i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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