just come out here and I will go home with you...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
