I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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