Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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