You work out of a Hotel?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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