i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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