suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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