Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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