We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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