sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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