East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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