You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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