she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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