I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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