I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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