We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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