I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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