i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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