This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
