I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize