just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
