sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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