Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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