you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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