6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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