How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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