My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
