It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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