I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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