at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
