I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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