Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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