Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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