thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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