in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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