Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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