OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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