If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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