i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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