butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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