Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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