worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
