I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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